Sexperience

“Hello yeah I’m shopping shall I get anything? … Cream? Honey … how about a Crunchie?”

“She said that a man gets his willy and he sticks it into your fanny. Quite blunt like that but I suppose when you’re 7 and 8 and she was 14…”

“He was a nice guy. Really big built. He had a nice physique. He was an electrician. And I just thought I could do with a little bit of electrical goods done around the house. ”

“Um the honey. Chocolate. Um … and there was ice cubes. That was really good fun... ”

“You wake up the following morning and you just think oh my god. I’ve slept with my friend. That has to be the most awkward thing on the planet.”

“You feel kind of connected to that person. Then you have sex with them…”

“After a relationship of 3 years I think I kind of went into self-destruct mode and, erm, yeah, one of them…”

“The old ears. Nibbling of those. Heavy breathing in your ear…”

“You might be doing the odd email. You know post has just arrived and you just think you know what I’ll send one of those saucy dirty text messages. And then before you know it…”

“My friends tell me that I need to get over that hurdle and that problem but I personally I can’t. ”

“When you haven’t got a man in your life and you're finding it difficult to sleep... ”

“I mean I don’t find it a problem, it’s just something that’s never happened for me…”

“That was like the biggest shock of the planet. I just … ooh I couldn’t believe when the doctor's receptionist told me”

“It was just wrong timing. Completely wrong timing.”

“I have quite a few sex aids...They're all broken at the moment. ”

“Boys didn’t, didn’t interest me, but girls didn’t interest me either I was just like a bit of a tomboy.”